Intelligent Design
Session Start: Mon Nov 06 10:51:00 2006
[10:51] Hellboy: what the hell's wrong with these people...
[10:51] Romeo D: if by "these", you mean humans
[10:51] Romeo D: it's all because they are feeble humans
[10:51] Hellboy: hmm, lemme think about it...
[10:52] Romeo D: i mean, c'mon... humans expect us to accept Intelligent Design as a plausible theory?
[10:53] Romeo D: the humans themselves are really poorly designed!
[10:53] Romeo D: and they are so stupid, they don't see the irony of that!
[10:53] Romeo D: they are only fit to be our slaves
[10:53] Hellboy: yeah, well, i wouldnt call it "intelligent" just yet
[10:55] Hellboy: give it a couple of thousand years and if they still haven't extinguished themselves I wouldn't mind having one of them to make my laundry
[10:55] Hellboy: but until then...
[10:56] Hellboy: ... i'm doing email templates.
[10:57] Romeo D: you love it
[10:57] Hellboy: beats doing pushups in mud
[10:57] Hellboy: then again...
[10:58] Romeo D: that's not what you said saturday...
[10:58] Romeo D: still this demo stuff?
[10:58] Hellboy: yeah...
[10:59] Hellboy: i'm still waiting for approval on the first one to make the 3 others, but i'm asked to do the html of the 4 already.
[11:01] Hellboy: i've just been told we don't do business with the company who does the mass mailing anymore, but nobody thought of a replacement...
[11:12] Hellboy: lucky
[11:13] Romeo D: you should take it up with your boss. there must be a) an intern who can do this stuff, and b) a way to push back on the project until all details are provided
[11:13] Hellboy: well, i would if i actually had anything else to do...
[11:14] Hellboy: and nobody knows who made the logo...
[11:16] Hellboy: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061027/od_nm/life_coke1_dc_1
[11:17] Romeo D: yeah, heard about that one
[11:18] Hellboy: sold up to 35,000 fried Cokes over 24 days for $4.50 each...
[11:18] Hellboy: only in texas...
[11:19] Romeo D: it's a get fat quick scheme
[11:22] Hellboy: i am bored out of my mind
[11:22] Hellboy: i think i'm gonna stab myself with a highlighter
[11:25] Romeo D: you won't do any damage that way - except to your image
[11:26] Romeo D: hmmm maybe if you color your face pink and green with hiliter, they'll send you home
[11:27] Hellboy: i'd have to find someone with the authority to do that first - my manager is visiting europe...
[11:28] Romeo D: well maybe you are feeling sick?
[11:30] Hellboy: no... i mean yeah
[11:35] Hellboy: maybe if i sharpen the highlighter?
[11:40] Romeo D: drink the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: eat the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: so that it drips down the sides of your mouth
[11:42] Hellboy: i'll chew on the felt tip
[11:43] Romeo D: makes lots of grunting and slurping noises
[11:43] Hellboy: great, now i have eye spasms
[11:44] Romeo D: we should plan an off-site
[11:44] Romeo D: an inspirational thing
[11:44] Hellboy: (y)
[11:44] Romeo D: go team go
[11:44] Hellboy: strip?
[11:44] Romeo D: nah
[11:44] Romeo D: if i see our boy i'll want to fight him
[11:45] Romeo D: we should go to la Colisee du Disque
[11:45] Hellboy: LOL
[11:45] Romeo D: then to the Casse Croute on Amherst and Ste-Cat
[11:46] Romeo D: and then to the biodome
[11:46] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car
[11:46] Romeo D: with a portable turntable, and play lots of 70s-80s hair bands for the penguins
[11:46] Hellboy: Ratt
[11:47] Hellboy: and Winger
[11:47] Romeo D: Platinum Blonde
[11:47] Romeo D: Stryper
[11:47] Romeo D: the penguins love that christian rock
[11:47] Romeo D: REO speedwagon
[11:47] Hellboy: man, we need waterproof speakers
[11:48] Romeo D: hmmm
[11:49] Romeo D: we could dress the speakers up as penguins.
[11:49] Romeo D: and use one of these to play the music wirelessly
[11:50] Hellboy: wow
[11:50] Hellboy: they'll never know what hit them
[11:51] Hellboy: creativity rocks.
[11:54] Romeo D: so all we really need is a waterproof penguin doll
[11:54] Hellboy: i think we should make a page about Penguin Musico therapy on Wikipedia.
[11:55] Hellboy: OR we could empty a real one...
[11:55] Romeo D: hehehe
[11:56] Romeo D: this is the closest i can find
[11:56] Romeo D: http://www.pleasure-dome.co.uk/product.asp?numRecordPosition=1&P_ID=852
[11:56] Hellboy: LOL
[11:57] Hellboy: that should do
[11:57] Hellboy: it has a suction cup
[11:58] Hellboy: penguins have all the fun..
[11:59] Romeo D: or we use Sid
[12:00] Hellboy: the resemblance is shocking, i first thought it was Tom Arnold...
[12:00] Romeo D: or, we could get an owl decoy and paint it
[12:02] Romeo D: any interest in going to the expo weds or thurs?
[12:02] Hellboy: is it during work hours?
[12:03] Romeo D: yeppers
[12:03] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car
[10:51] Hellboy: what the hell's wrong with these people...
[10:51] Romeo D: if by "these", you mean humans
[10:51] Romeo D: it's all because they are feeble humans
[10:51] Hellboy: hmm, lemme think about it...
[10:52] Romeo D: i mean, c'mon... humans expect us to accept Intelligent Design as a plausible theory?
[10:53] Romeo D: the humans themselves are really poorly designed!
[10:53] Romeo D: and they are so stupid, they don't see the irony of that!
[10:53] Romeo D: they are only fit to be our slaves
[10:53] Hellboy: yeah, well, i wouldnt call it "intelligent" just yet
[10:55] Hellboy: give it a couple of thousand years and if they still haven't extinguished themselves I wouldn't mind having one of them to make my laundry
[10:55] Hellboy: but until then...
[10:56] Hellboy: ... i'm doing email templates.
[10:57] Romeo D: you love it
[10:57] Hellboy: beats doing pushups in mud
[10:57] Hellboy: then again...
[10:58] Romeo D: that's not what you said saturday...
[10:58] Romeo D: still this demo stuff?
[10:58] Hellboy: yeah...
[10:59] Hellboy: i'm still waiting for approval on the first one to make the 3 others, but i'm asked to do the html of the 4 already.
[11:01] Hellboy: i've just been told we don't do business with the company who does the mass mailing anymore, but nobody thought of a replacement...
[11:12] Hellboy: lucky
[11:13] Romeo D: you should take it up with your boss. there must be a) an intern who can do this stuff, and b) a way to push back on the project until all details are provided
[11:13] Hellboy: well, i would if i actually had anything else to do...
[11:14] Hellboy: and nobody knows who made the logo...
[11:16] Hellboy: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061027/od_nm/life_coke1_dc_1
[11:17] Romeo D: yeah, heard about that one
[11:18] Hellboy: sold up to 35,000 fried Cokes over 24 days for $4.50 each...
[11:18] Hellboy: only in texas...
[11:19] Romeo D: it's a get fat quick scheme
[11:22] Hellboy: i am bored out of my mind
[11:22] Hellboy: i think i'm gonna stab myself with a highlighter
[11:25] Romeo D: you won't do any damage that way - except to your image
[11:26] Romeo D: hmmm maybe if you color your face pink and green with hiliter, they'll send you home
[11:27] Hellboy: i'd have to find someone with the authority to do that first - my manager is visiting europe...
[11:28] Romeo D: well maybe you are feeling sick?
[11:30] Hellboy: no... i mean yeah
[11:35] Hellboy: maybe if i sharpen the highlighter?
[11:40] Romeo D: drink the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: eat the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: so that it drips down the sides of your mouth
[11:42] Hellboy: i'll chew on the felt tip
[11:43] Romeo D: makes lots of grunting and slurping noises
[11:43] Hellboy: great, now i have eye spasms
[11:44] Romeo D: we should plan an off-site
[11:44] Romeo D: an inspirational thing
[11:44] Hellboy: (y)
[11:44] Romeo D: go team go
[11:44] Hellboy: strip?
[11:44] Romeo D: nah
[11:44] Romeo D: if i see our boy i'll want to fight him
[11:45] Romeo D: we should go to la Colisee du Disque
[11:45] Hellboy: LOL
[11:45] Romeo D: then to the Casse Croute on Amherst and Ste-Cat
[11:46] Romeo D: and then to the biodome
[11:46] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car
[11:46] Romeo D: with a portable turntable, and play lots of 70s-80s hair bands for the penguins
[11:46] Hellboy: Ratt
[11:47] Hellboy: and Winger
[11:47] Romeo D: Platinum Blonde
[11:47] Romeo D: Stryper
[11:47] Romeo D: the penguins love that christian rock
[11:47] Romeo D: REO speedwagon
[11:47] Hellboy: man, we need waterproof speakers
[11:48] Romeo D: hmmm
[11:49] Romeo D: we could dress the speakers up as penguins.
[11:49] Romeo D: and use one of these to play the music wirelessly
[11:50] Hellboy: wow
[11:50] Hellboy: they'll never know what hit them
[11:51] Hellboy: creativity rocks.
[11:54] Romeo D: so all we really need is a waterproof penguin doll
[11:54] Hellboy: i think we should make a page about Penguin Musico therapy on Wikipedia.
[11:55] Hellboy: OR we could empty a real one...
[11:55] Romeo D: hehehe
[11:56] Romeo D: this is the closest i can find
[11:56] Romeo D: http://www.pleasure-dome.co.uk/product.asp?numRecordPosition=1&P_ID=852
[11:56] Hellboy: LOL
[11:57] Hellboy: that should do
[11:57] Hellboy: it has a suction cup
[11:58] Hellboy: penguins have all the fun..
[11:59] Romeo D: or we use Sid
[12:00] Hellboy: the resemblance is shocking, i first thought it was Tom Arnold...
[12:00] Romeo D: or, we could get an owl decoy and paint it
[12:02] Romeo D: any interest in going to the expo weds or thurs?
[12:02] Hellboy: is it during work hours?
[12:03] Romeo D: yeppers
[12:03] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car
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