Tuesday, March 20, 2007

like a coyote

Session Start: Tue Mar 20 12:00:47 2007
[12:00] bluebells: its a great day to be doing something else!
[12:01] coun' chocula: what r u doin?
[12:01] bluebells: nutnhuney
[12:01] bluebells: it's irony
[12:02] coun' chocula: at home?
[12:02] bluebells: nope
[12:02] coun' chocula: you're ironing?
[12:02] bluebells: i just came in
[12:02] bluebells: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LqYBncyKpM
[12:02] bluebells: wotor
[12:10] bluebells: have you seen the new album? its out now
[12:10] coun' chocula: ?
[12:10] bluebells: at around 4 minutes of the link i sent you
[12:11] coun' chocula: ah, busy, can't watch
[12:11] bluebells: pfff
[12:12] coun' chocula: heh not my fault
[12:12] coun' chocula: i have a boss who actually asks me to do stuff :P
[12:12] bluebells: thats too bad...
[14:17] bluebells: who's that girl?
[14:17] coun' chocula: she is who she is
[14:18] coun' chocula: and she works as a projecteer for the stuff-maker people
[14:18] coun' chocula: (covering for the other girl)
[14:19] coun' chocula: lol - so i get an email yesterday at 5pm
[14:19] coun' chocula: announcing a traveling film series
[14:20] coun' chocula: 'check out our screenings when they visit your city'
[14:20] coun' chocula: Montreal was yesterday lol
[14:21] bluebells: oooh
[14:26] coun' chocula: oooh?
[14:28] bluebells: did i ever mention i work with a vast majority of morons?
[14:30] coun' chocula: dude - you never had to say it
[14:30] coun' chocula: it's understood
[14:30] coun' chocula: it's one of the things that binds us
[14:30] coun' chocula: as 'canadien'
[14:31] coun' chocula: as poutine-eaters
[14:31] bluebells: "binds us" is a bit weak
[14:32] coun' chocula: it's in our blood, then
[14:32] bluebells: its more like being run over by a train
[14:32] bluebells: endlessly
[14:32] coun' chocula: each and every morning
[14:33] bluebells: (it's a circle track, and the first wagon of the train is hitched to the last wagon, and it just go round and round)
[14:34] coun' chocula: it's a criss-crossing
[14:34] coun' chocula: when the one train passes going east-west
[14:34] coun' chocula: the next one comes going just as fast, north-south
[14:35] bluebells: oooh, THAT'S the "spreading" feeling
[14:35] coun' chocula: hehe
[14:35] coun' chocula: it's like being a coyote
[14:35] coun' chocula: don't let the train hit your flat side twice
[14:36] bluebells: its EXACTLY like being a coyote :|
[14:37] bluebells: ;)
[14:37] coun' chocula: from now on
[14:37] coun' chocula: i'm checking that a door is actually there before going through it
[14:38] bluebells: good thinking. it's like the tree falling in the woods...
[14:38] coun' chocula: yeah
[14:38] coun' chocula: there might not be any woods
[14:39] coun' chocula: it might just be graffiti
[14:39] coun' chocula: or a cheesy 70s mural of a northwest rainforest
[14:39] bluebells: virtually
[14:41] bluebells: this task smells like a scam
[14:44] bluebells: did anyone replace the girl that left?
[14:46] coun' chocula: no
[14:46] coun' chocula: at least not yet
[14:47] coun' chocula: your neighbour sez they are gonna hire in americaland
[14:47] bluebells: you should stab yourself in the ear and then apply for the job
[14:48] coun' chocula: i'd rather hammer a nail through my own hand
[14:48] coun' chocula: and staple myself 500 times
[14:48] coun' chocula: and then bathe in alcohol
[14:49] coun' chocula: rinse in lemon juice
[14:49] coun' chocula: and roll around in a bed of razor blades
[14:49] coun' chocula: before diving into a hot, salty sea
[14:49] bluebells: so, you're interested?
Session Close: Tue Mar 20 15:43:19 2007

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