like a coyote

Session Start: Tue Mar 20 12:00:47 2007
[12:00] bluebells: its a great day to be doing something else!
[12:01] coun' chocula: what r u doin?
[12:01] bluebells: nutnhuney
[12:01] bluebells: it's irony
[12:02] coun' chocula: at home?
[12:02] bluebells: nope
[12:02] coun' chocula: you're ironing?
[12:02] bluebells: i just came in
[12:02] bluebells: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LqYBncyKpM
[12:02] bluebells: wotor
[12:10] bluebells: have you seen the new album? its out now
[12:10] coun' chocula: ?
[12:10] bluebells: at around 4 minutes of the link i sent you
[12:11] coun' chocula: ah, busy, can't watch
[12:11] bluebells: pfff
[12:12] coun' chocula: heh not my fault
[12:12] coun' chocula: i have a boss who actually asks me to do stuff :P
[12:12] bluebells: thats too bad...
[14:17] bluebells: who's that girl?
[14:17] coun' chocula: she is who she is
[14:18] coun' chocula: and she works as a projecteer for the stuff-maker people
[14:18] coun' chocula: (covering for the other girl)
[14:19] coun' chocula: lol - so i get an email yesterday at 5pm
[14:19] coun' chocula: announcing a traveling film series
[14:20] coun' chocula: 'check out our screenings when they visit your city'
[14:20] coun' chocula: Montreal was yesterday lol
[14:21] bluebells: oooh
[14:26] coun' chocula: oooh?
[14:28] bluebells: did i ever mention i work with a vast majority of morons?
[14:30] coun' chocula: dude - you never had to say it
[14:30] coun' chocula: it's understood
[14:30] coun' chocula: it's one of the things that binds us
[14:30] coun' chocula: as 'canadien'
[14:31] coun' chocula: as poutine-eaters
[14:31] bluebells: "binds us" is a bit weak
[14:32] coun' chocula: it's in our blood, then
[14:32] bluebells: its more like being run over by a train
[14:32] bluebells: endlessly
[14:32] coun' chocula: each and every morning
[14:33] bluebells: (it's a circle track, and the first wagon of the train is hitched to the last wagon, and it just go round and round)
[14:34] coun' chocula: it's a criss-crossing
[14:34] coun' chocula: when the one train passes going east-west
[14:34] coun' chocula: the next one comes going just as fast, north-south
[14:35] bluebells: oooh, THAT'S the "spreading" feeling
[14:35] coun' chocula: hehe
[14:35] coun' chocula: it's like being a coyote
[14:35] coun' chocula: don't let the train hit your flat side twice
[14:36] bluebells: its EXACTLY like being a coyote :|
[14:37] bluebells: ;)
[14:37] coun' chocula: from now on
[14:37] coun' chocula: i'm checking that a door is actually there before going through it
[14:38] bluebells: good thinking. it's like the tree falling in the woods...
[14:38] coun' chocula: yeah
[14:38] coun' chocula: there might not be any woods
[14:39] coun' chocula: it might just be graffiti
[14:39] coun' chocula: or a cheesy 70s mural of a northwest rainforest
[14:39] bluebells: virtually
[14:41] bluebells: this task smells like a scam
[14:44] bluebells: did anyone replace the girl that left?
[14:46] coun' chocula: no
[14:46] coun' chocula: at least not yet
[14:47] coun' chocula: your neighbour sez they are gonna hire in americaland
[14:47] bluebells: you should stab yourself in the ear and then apply for the job
[14:48] coun' chocula: i'd rather hammer a nail through my own hand
[14:48] coun' chocula: and staple myself 500 times
[14:48] coun' chocula: and then bathe in alcohol
[14:49] coun' chocula: rinse in lemon juice
[14:49] coun' chocula: and roll around in a bed of razor blades
[14:49] coun' chocula: before diving into a hot, salty sea
[14:49] bluebells: so, you're interested?
Session Close: Tue Mar 20 15:43:19 2007

dividing the harmony

Session Start: Fri March 16 10:25:03 2007

[10:25] Proverbial Fuckups: GoJo is The Antichrist
[10:25] your favorite Foregner song: ugh
[10:25] your favorite Foregner song: what now?
[10:25] Proverbial Fuckups: dont be decieved by her gnomish charm and troll-like figure
[10:26] Proverbial Fuckups: she will eat your optic nerve while you watch
[10:26] your favorite Foregner song: i know that
[10:27] your favorite Foregner song: i don't trust her
[10:27] Proverbial Fuckups: did i forward you her reply to Cc?
[10:27] your favorite Foregner song: no
[10:28] Proverbial Fuckups: while reading it, you can hear the "dziiing" of the shovel connecting with the back of Cc's head...
[10:30] your favorite Foregner song: this is why we can't let divisions dictate
[10:30] your favorite Foregner song: they don't have a clue
[10:30] Proverbial Fuckups: after that i was felling happy and light headed, expecting a girly brawl of excellent proportions
[10:30] Proverbial Fuckups: but noooo
[10:30] Proverbial Fuckups: Cc bent over
[10:31] Proverbial Fuckups: she bent over!
[10:32] your favorite Foregner song: take my temperature
[10:33] your favorite Foregner song: did you know that at La Cage aux Sports
[10:33] Proverbial Fuckups: chhh
[10:33] Proverbial Fuckups: erm, they have plasma screens?
[10:33] Proverbial Fuckups: I'M NOT FINISHED RANTING!
[10:34] Proverbial Fuckups: well, i am, actually.
[10:34] your favorite Foregner song: (i know, i'm just dividing the harmony)
[10:34] Proverbial Fuckups: Cc and GoJo on the same project is a receipe for the coocoo's nest
[10:34] your favorite Foregner song: at la Cage o Sports
[10:35] your favorite Foregner song: when the Habs score over 5 goals in a game
[10:35] your favorite Foregner song: *everybody* gets free chicken wings
[10:35] Proverbial Fuckups: oh, you know what? that promotion isnt valid the actual day they win
[10:36] Proverbial Fuckups: you get a coupon that is good untill the next game only
[10:36] your favorite Foregner song: you mean you have to go back?
[10:36] Proverbial Fuckups: yeppers
[10:36] your favorite Foregner song: arg-g-g-g-g-gggggggg
[10:36] Proverbial Fuckups: see how life sucks?
[10:36] your favorite Foregner song: how can you go back, when you're already near death?
[10:37] Proverbial Fuckups: i think everytime the habs scores 5 goals, GoJo should have a nail pulled out, from the inside...
[10:37] your favorite Foregner song: heh

Session Close: Fri March 16 11:07:38 2007

A Quicky

[10:34] top fiddle soloist: i dont get it

[10:34] top fiddle soloist: who's the client?

[10:36] board of inquiry: iRien

[10:36] top fiddle soloist: where is she?

[10:36] board of inquiry: in clientland

[10:37] top fiddle soloist: why does she want to approve the html ?

[10:38] board of inquiry: because someone told her she could

[10:38] top fiddle soloist: cant someone tell her she cant?

[10:39] board of inquiry: it's incredibly difficult for some people to understand that we are not in the business or catering to the clients' every whim

[10:40] top fiddle soloist: well, i hope iRien's bottom tastes good...

[10:40] top fiddle soloist: cuz somebody's doing a lotta licking...

[10:40] board of inquiry: heh

"Interstates"

Session Start: Thu Jan 18 10:40:47 2007
[10:40] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: DDD
[10:41] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: D-Cup madness
[10:43] Brain Doner: nice
[10:43] Brain Doner: totally hottt
[10:43] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: WITHOUT THE GLASSES!
[10:45] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: noticed the due dates for both the banners and promos?
[10:46] Brain Doner: last week
[10:46] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: today
[10:46] Brain Doner: slipped my mind
[10:47] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: yeah, like i was going to come to work today but it slipped my mind
[10:59] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: so, for the conference, i have 2 banners, 1 promobox, 2 email blasts and 1 website final/live for monday - but no conference theme visual approved yet, and a ProductX homepage announcement banner also due live monday.
[11:00] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: I keep hoooooolding ooooooon... (8)
[11:00] Brain Doner: better get crackin
[11:00] Brain Doner: :P
[11:01] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: on WHAT? i'm waiting for feedback on the draft i made for the ProductX banner, and i can't do anything on the conference
[11:01] Brain Doner: hehe i know, just taunting you
[11:01] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: does your desk need cleaning?
[11:01] Brain Doner: nice - that's a great slogan for ProductX
[11:01] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: lol
[11:01] Brain Doner: Does Your Desk Need Cleaning?
[11:02] Brain Doner: ProductX 1.5. Celebrate DDD
[11:02] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: Corpoland!
[11:02] Brain Doner: heh
[11:28] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: name one thing you like about the USA
[11:28] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: (cuz i've been trying for the last 15 minutes and i cant come up with anything)
[11:33] Brain Doner: GGW
[11:33] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: waa?
[11:33] Brain Doner: girlsgonewild
[11:34] Brain Doner: orange Jumpsuits
[11:34] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: Daytona beach
[11:34] Brain Doner: they have some pretty good highways
[11:34] Brain Doner: or "Interstates"
[11:34] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: yeah but that doesn't count
[11:34] Brain Doner: and New York is there
[11:35] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: we'd have good highways too if it wasn't for the holes
[11:35] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: yeah...
[11:35] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: well eff'em either way, we've got poutine
[11:37] Brain Doner: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4v6q1BHarY
[11:40] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: lol
[11:40] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: better than the real thing
[11:41] Brain Doner: you ever see that show?
[11:41] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: no
[11:41] Brain Doner: it's pretty "out there"...
[11:42] Brain Doner: Anne's my favourite - she grunts, knocks sh1t over, and licks stuff. every once and again she "makes progress" and speaks actual English
[11:42] Brain Doner: er, he-she
[11:42] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: lol
[11:46] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: lol just watched the "anne the pianist" bit
[11:46] Brain Doner: heh
[11:47] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: cc?
[11:47] Brain Doner: no thanks
[11:47] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: eh
[11:48] Brain Doner: i went last week ;)
[11:48] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: you got a limit?
[11:49] Brain Doner: i think so
[11:50] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: well, come and get something else
[11:50] Brain Doner: the Poutine/hotdog combo is the best thing going there
[11:51] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: just order a poutine/cheeseburger combo then
[11:52] Brain Doner: heh i'm not eating there today
[11:54] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: sissy... ;)
[11:55] Brain Doner: *cries*
[11:55] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: waaa
[11:56] Shut up!! Baked beans are off.: going down in 5 if you change your mind
[11:56] Brain Doner: (y)
Session Close: Thu Jan 18 11:57:46 2007

Pinup Calendar Hunting with Ministry

Session Start: Fri Nov 10 13:34:29 2006
[13:34] super cool wrist bands: you wouldnt happen to have an old ministry album eh?
[13:34] super cool wrist bands: (here)
[13:34] The World is Our Ashtray: nope
[13:39] super cool wrist bands: you suck...
[13:39] The World is Our Ashtray: indeed
[13:52] super cool wrist bands: ah well. bad religion should do instead
[13:59] The World is Our Ashtray: for a homepage banner?
[14:00] super cool wrist bands: yes, and no.
[14:03] super cool wrist bands: just got an idea
[14:04] The World is Our Ashtray: related to Ministry?
[14:04] super cool wrist bands: perhaps
[14:05] super cool wrist bands: check your mail then write something like it, but related to process...
[14:05] The World is Our Ashtray: trying to get us both fired? ;)
[14:06] super cool wrist bands: uh
[14:06] super cool wrist bands: perhaps
[14:06] The World is Our Ashtray: submit a request dude!
[14:06] super cool wrist bands: no really
[14:07] The World is Our Ashtray: can it wait until tuesday?
[14:07] super cool wrist bands: nooo
[14:07] super cool wrist bands: just read your email, then go back to sleep
[14:08] super cool wrist bands: i'm just trying to establish how workflow process here was established acording to the width of 2 horse's behind
[14:08] The World is Our Ashtray: i'm way ahead of you ;)
[14:09] super cool wrist bands: uh?
[14:09] The World is Our Ashtray: i'm already back asleep
[14:09] super cool wrist bands: oh
[14:10] super cool wrist bands: i drank to much coffees to sleep
[14:10] The World is Our Ashtray: same
[14:10] The World is Our Ashtray: but i'm still tired
[14:11] super cool wrist bands: http://totallynerdcore.com/Enter/index.htm
[14:12] The World is Our Ashtray: lol fuck you - tryin' to get me fired
[14:12] super cool wrist bands: what :| did i just wake you up?
[14:14] super cool wrist bands: i'm sorry, i'm shopping for calendars for my garage, i need one with naked mature women bending over muscle cars...
[14:14] super cool wrist bands: lemme know if you got one
[14:37] super cool wrist bands: http://www.aestheticapparatus.com
[14:51] The World is Our Ashtray: re calendars
[14:51] The World is Our Ashtray: are you looking for more naked than mature
[14:51] The World is Our Ashtray: or more mature than naked?
[14:52] super cool wrist bands: lol, i was kidding about the mature bit, but how 'bout vintage?
[14:52] super cool wrist bands: found something?
[14:53] The World is Our Ashtray: two words, bro
[14:53] The World is Our Ashtray: e
[14:53] The World is Our Ashtray: Bay
[14:54] The World is Our Ashtray: or here
[14:54] super cool wrist bands: yeah, but it has to have cars on it...
[14:54] The World is Our Ashtray: search for "evelyn West"
[14:55] super cool wrist bands: like this, but 1976 ish
[14:56] super cool wrist bands: ohh, for chrissssake...
[15:00] The World is Our Ashtray: well, i'll keep my eyes peeled
[15:00] The World is Our Ashtray: there used to be a lot of good vintage stores downtown
[15:00] The World is Our Ashtray: but they have all gone upscale
[15:00] super cool wrist bands: gngn
[16:11] super cool wrist bands: Venga Boys!
[16:12] The World is Our Ashtray: calendar?
[16:18] super cool wrist bands: nope, just Venga Boys, for no particular reasons. the name just came to mind and i sorta yelled it to you
[16:20] The World is Our Ashtray: Barbie Girl
[16:24] super cool wrist bands: there's a winner
[16:26] super cool wrist bands: i'm crissing mon camp!
[16:26] The World is Our Ashtray: oki doki
[16:26] The World is Our Ashtray: have a nice one'
[16:26] super cool wrist bands: see ya mardi!
[16:26] The World is Our Ashtray: i like to think of it as 'merdi'
[16:26] super cool wrist bands: LOL, yeah. but we'll be fresh...

wot the hellizat?

Session Start: Fri Nov 10 10:04:57 2006
[10:04] super cool wrist bands: ahoy
[10:05] The World is Our Ashtray: chips
[10:05] super cool wrist bands: wow... you're more awake than i am
[10:05] The World is Our Ashtray: yeah - but only had one sip of coffee
[10:05] super cool wrist bands: imagine after a cup
[10:06] The World is Our Ashtray: i'll be doing physics
[10:16] super cool wrist bands: let's get physical physicahh i need a coffee..
[10:17] The World is Our Ashtray: you need two coffees
[10:17] super cool wrist bands: I KNOW!
[10:19] super cool wrist bands: so, do i need to write "____" in the body?
[10:19] super cool wrist bands: (promo box)
[10:20] The World is Our Ashtray: dunno
[10:20] The World is Our Ashtray: don't care
[10:20] The World is Our Ashtray: it can wait til tuesday
[10:20] super cool wrist bands: i think i can ditch the ®s since they are in the title, but i have to keep the "___" part
[10:20] The World is Our Ashtray: it's friday, so you can do whatever you like
[10:21] super cool wrist bands: ok, i'll remove my pants.
[10:26] The World is Our Ashtray: [10:18] The World is Our Ashtray: well, the kitchen is THE place to be right now
[10:18] The World is Our Ashtray: every one is hanging out there
[10:19] The World is Our Ashtray: and i'm going for espresso #2
[10:26] The World is Our Ashtray: i typed this into the wrong window
[10:26] The World is Our Ashtray: shows i really need espresso 32
[11:39] super cool wrist bands: lol, who's window?
[11:40] The World is Our Ashtray: mike
[11:40] super cool wrist bands: who's mike?
[11:40] The World is Our Ashtray: Mike mike
[11:40] super cool wrist bands: oh right
[11:41] super cool wrist bands: well, it wasnt like you where saying anything that can be held against you
[11:41] The World is Our Ashtray: hehe
[11:41] The World is Our Ashtray: not that he'd care anyway
[11:41] super cool wrist bands: yeah
[11:41] The World is Our Ashtray: he's a very bad man
[11:42] super cool wrist bands: he's got tattoos
[11:43] super cool wrist bands: i'm copying 63giglers of archives on a server in SF, it will take all day, and probably most of the week-end... it might even slow them down :D
[11:52] super cool wrist bands: http://www.dinnerinthesky.com/
[11:53] The World is Our Ashtray: weird
[11:53] The World is Our Ashtray: what if you have to go
[11:53] The World is Our Ashtray: ?
[11:54] super cool wrist bands: what if you drop your fork?
[11:55] super cool wrist bands: i want a Wothahellizat
[11:59] The World is Our Ashtray: i want a lot of drugs
[12:00] super cool wrist bands: i want billions of dollars
[12:06] The World is Our Ashtray: i'm behind you 100% on that
[12:07] The World is Our Ashtray: sammich time. brb
[12:07] super cool wrist bands: thanks, i'll fill in a AR
[12:07] The World is Our Ashtray: triple quadruple dog dare you!
[12:07] super cool wrist bands: heh
[12:07] super cool wrist bands: meh.

Model Freight

Session Start: Thu Feb 08 10:21:15 2007
[10:25] 30 minutes later in Nfld: so, riding in this morning
[10:25] 30 minutes later in Nfld: i found myself asking
[10:26] 30 minutes later in Nfld: why the STM doesn't sell t shirts with the Metro logo
[10:26] 30 minutes later in Nfld: it's a good logo. they'd make some bucks
[10:27] Chet: you'd buy one?
[10:27] 30 minutes later in Nfld: hehe
[10:27] 30 minutes later in Nfld: nobody's getting rich off what i'd buy
[10:27] 30 minutes later in Nfld: but tourists would buy them
[10:28] 30 minutes later in Nfld: works in NYC, and London, and some other places
[10:30] Chet: ahh, if you're looking to make cash off tourists just make a "i've been to MTL and i didnt find the freakin underground city" t-shirt
[10:31] 30 minutes later in Nfld: that, i could make
[10:31] 30 minutes later in Nfld: but the Metro shirt could get me sued
[10:32] 30 minutes later in Nfld: anyway, i'm not interested in the tourist market - it was just an observation
[10:32] Chet: howabout "Samsonov is a tourist" ?
[10:33] 30 minutes later in Nfld: i'm going after a much more exclusive and much less fruitful market
[10:34] Chet: train modelists?
[10:36] 30 minutes later in Nfld: hehe
[10:37] 30 minutes later in Nfld: the railroad modelists are a seriously fuckin organized people
[10:37] 30 minutes later in Nfld: but few in numbers
[10:37] Chet: bordeline obsessive compulsive
[10:38] 30 minutes later in Nfld: they have a space under the rail spit that comes out the back of Bonaventure
[10:38] 30 minutes later in Nfld: and once a year they let people in to see what freaks they are
[10:39] 30 minutes later in Nfld: i'm told they have dozens of types of freight working down there
[10:39] Chet: :|
[10:39] 30 minutes later in Nfld: and they even have a complicated waybill system, so you can track the movement of their miniature logs going back for years and years
[10:39] 30 minutes later in Nfld: they even do containers....
[10:40] 30 minutes later in Nfld: and i won't be surprised if they are building a working port, with ships
[10:40] 30 minutes later in Nfld: gotta check that shit out next time they are open
[10:41] Chet: what the hell are you talking about??
[10:41] Chet: covert modelists?
[10:41] Chet: sect?
[10:42] 30 minutes later in Nfld: possibly - a friend took his kids there in the fall
[10:42] 30 minutes later in Nfld: and he said his wife was scared by the strange men they encountered
[10:42] Chet: LOL
[10:42] Chet: white with red eyes?
[10:42] 30 minutes later in Nfld: but the older kid was beside himself with disbelief at this little world.... TRAINS
[10:42] Chet: and long nails
[10:42] 30 minutes later in Nfld: lol
[10:43] Chet: not sure i'd take my kids there...
[10:43] Chet: its a breeding grounds for serial killers
[10:43] 30 minutes later in Nfld: the trick is to
[10:43] 30 minutes later in Nfld: take someone else's kids
[10:44] 30 minutes later in Nfld: :D
[10:44] Chet: heeheh
[10:44] Chet: nice...
[10:44] Chet: taking notes..

Intelligent Design

Session Start: Mon Nov 06 10:51:00 2006
[10:51] Hellboy: what the hell's wrong with these people...
[10:51] Romeo D: if by "these", you mean humans
[10:51] Romeo D: it's all because they are feeble humans
[10:51] Hellboy: hmm, lemme think about it...
[10:52] Romeo D: i mean, c'mon... humans expect us to accept Intelligent Design as a plausible theory?
[10:53] Romeo D: the humans themselves are really poorly designed!
[10:53] Romeo D: and they are so stupid, they don't see the irony of that!
[10:53] Romeo D: they are only fit to be our slaves
[10:53] Hellboy: yeah, well, i wouldnt call it "intelligent" just yet
[10:55] Hellboy: give it a couple of thousand years and if they still haven't extinguished themselves I wouldn't mind having one of them to make my laundry
[10:55] Hellboy: but until then...
[10:56] Hellboy: ... i'm doing email templates.
[10:57] Romeo D: you love it
[10:57] Hellboy: beats doing pushups in mud
[10:57] Hellboy: then again...
[10:58] Romeo D: that's not what you said saturday...
[10:58] Romeo D: still this demo stuff?
[10:58] Hellboy: yeah...
[10:59] Hellboy: i'm still waiting for approval on the first one to make the 3 others, but i'm asked to do the html of the 4 already.
[11:01] Hellboy: i've just been told we don't do business with the company who does the mass mailing anymore, but nobody thought of a replacement...
[11:12] Hellboy: lucky
[11:13] Romeo D: you should take it up with your boss. there must be a) an intern who can do this stuff, and b) a way to push back on the project until all details are provided
[11:13] Hellboy: well, i would if i actually had anything else to do...
[11:14] Hellboy: and nobody knows who made the logo...
[11:16] Hellboy: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061027/od_nm/life_coke1_dc_1
[11:17] Romeo D: yeah, heard about that one
[11:18] Hellboy: sold up to 35,000 fried Cokes over 24 days for $4.50 each...
[11:18] Hellboy: only in texas...
[11:19] Romeo D: it's a get fat quick scheme
[11:22] Hellboy: i am bored out of my mind
[11:22] Hellboy: i think i'm gonna stab myself with a highlighter
[11:25] Romeo D: you won't do any damage that way - except to your image
[11:26] Romeo D: hmmm maybe if you color your face pink and green with hiliter, they'll send you home
[11:27] Hellboy: i'd have to find someone with the authority to do that first - my manager is visiting europe...
[11:28] Romeo D: well maybe you are feeling sick?
[11:30] Hellboy: no... i mean yeah
[11:35] Hellboy: maybe if i sharpen the highlighter?
[11:40] Romeo D: drink the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: eat the hiliter
[11:40] Romeo D: so that it drips down the sides of your mouth
[11:42] Hellboy: i'll chew on the felt tip
[11:43] Romeo D: makes lots of grunting and slurping noises
[11:43] Hellboy: great, now i have eye spasms
[11:44] Romeo D: we should plan an off-site
[11:44] Romeo D: an inspirational thing
[11:44] Hellboy: (y)
[11:44] Romeo D: go team go
[11:44] Hellboy: strip?
[11:44] Romeo D: nah
[11:44] Romeo D: if i see our boy i'll want to fight him
[11:45] Romeo D: we should go to la Colisee du Disque
[11:45] Hellboy: LOL
[11:45] Romeo D: then to the Casse Croute on Amherst and Ste-Cat
[11:46] Romeo D: and then to the biodome
[11:46] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car
[11:46] Romeo D: with a portable turntable, and play lots of 70s-80s hair bands for the penguins
[11:46] Hellboy: Ratt
[11:47] Hellboy: and Winger
[11:47] Romeo D: Platinum Blonde
[11:47] Romeo D: Stryper
[11:47] Romeo D: the penguins love that christian rock
[11:47] Romeo D: REO speedwagon
[11:47] Hellboy: man, we need waterproof speakers
[11:48] Romeo D: hmmm
[11:49] Romeo D: we could dress the speakers up as penguins.
[11:49] Romeo D: and use one of these to play the music wirelessly
[11:50] Hellboy: wow
[11:50] Hellboy: they'll never know what hit them
[11:51] Hellboy: creativity rocks.
[11:54] Romeo D: so all we really need is a waterproof penguin doll
[11:54] Hellboy: i think we should make a page about Penguin Musico therapy on Wikipedia.
[11:55] Hellboy: OR we could empty a real one...
[11:55] Romeo D: hehehe
[11:56] Romeo D: this is the closest i can find
[11:56] Romeo D: http://www.pleasure-dome.co.uk/product.asp?numRecordPosition=1&P_ID=852
[11:56] Hellboy: LOL
[11:57] Hellboy: that should do
[11:57] Hellboy: it has a suction cup
[11:58] Hellboy: penguins have all the fun..
[11:59] Romeo D: or we use Sid
[12:00] Hellboy: the resemblance is shocking, i first thought it was Tom Arnold...
[12:00] Romeo D: or, we could get an owl decoy and paint it
[12:02] Romeo D: any interest in going to the expo weds or thurs?
[12:02] Hellboy: is it during work hours?
[12:03] Romeo D: yeppers
[12:03] Hellboy: i'll go warm up the car

so, anything stupid happening on your side?

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monk says: (1:04:27 PM)

Borat?

chimp says: (1:04:42 PM)

wadaboutit?

monk says: (1:04:45 PM)

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/

chimp says: (1:17:47 PM)

nice...

chimp says: (1:18:08 PM)

is it out yet?

monk says: (1:18:14 PM)

fri

chimp says: (1:18:33 PM)

(y)

monk says: (1:19:25 PM)

She went to a preview last night

chimp says: (1:20:24 PM)

did she giggle?

monk says: (1:20:38 PM)

much

chimp says: (1:20:53 PM)

good.

chimp says: (1:34:10 PM)

so, anything stupid happening on your side?

monk says: (1:34:40 PM)

oh yeah

chimp says: (1:34:49 PM)

really?

monk says: (1:34:52 PM)

as usual. but nothing overly stupid

chimp says: (1:35:01 PM)

its kinda boring on my side

monk says: (1:35:08 PM)

enjoy it

chimp says: (1:35:29 PM)

i cant...

monk says: (1:35:37 PM)

i'm finding new ways to use up the time

chimp says: (1:35:55 PM)

i keep expecting something to go horibly wrong..

monk says: (1:36:56 PM)

everyone's busy writing their new job description

chimp says: (1:38:29 PM)

if you dont have a job desc. does it mean that you're entitled to do nothing

chimp says: (1:44:02 PM)

i find that the enjoyment vs stupidity level graphic chart has a pretty chaotic curve...

chimp says: (1:45:46 PM)

and its almost comforting once you're used to it....